Fear not, oh hunched ones. Your hunching days are over. Actually, no they aren’t, but at least your hunched evenings are over. For now, yes now, you have the opportunity to LISTEN to the pearls of wisdom (still ahem) that spill from my ruby(ish) (rubbish?) lips, instead! Er... while still hunched over a computer... (but at least you don’t need to look at the screen!)(or at least not after the first bit).

And yes, GASP indeed. For it is the Gothic, Alternative, Steampunk and Progressive radio show, otherwise known as GASP, on which my dulcet tones (ahem ahem) can be heard...
Some of you may be aware that in 2013, I guested twice on web DJ & author Steven C. Davis’s former radio show, CPR (if you’re not aware, then tsk, but you can still listen to the witty banter (the ahem-o-meter just broke) and fabulastic choons here and here). Steven is back in 2014 with a new show – the aforementioned GASP – available exclusively for your listening pleasure on Blast1386 web radio (that’s the bit where you need to hunch over the screen in order to tune in), every Tuesday evening at 8pm – 10pm UK. And he has asked me if I would like to do a regular weekly feature on his show!
The opportunity to bring the Cooke Chronicles to the airwaves? How could I refuse?
If you have suggestions for things you’d like me to talk about or review, then do let me know – you can comment below, or you can contact Steven via the GASP pages (let’s keep it fairly clean, folks!).
But.... wait? What, more? Oh yes, oh very yes...
You may recall that Crimson Clocks have been recording some new moosic for your delectation...
... well, now the Crimson hour is come round at last. Our new EP will be released next week - and you can hear tracks from it on next weeks GASP show - an exclusive first! That's right; next week GASP has all sorts of added me (you lucky people ;) )
If you want a sneak advance preview of the Clocks, take a look at the GASP promo video, which features a brief snippet from one of our new tracks. You can also keep up with us on facebook. And don’t forget to tune in to Blast1386 on Tuesdays 8 – 10 for GASP web radio show. You know it makes sense...