L M Cooke
  • Home
  • Biog
  • Blog
  • Writings
  • Events
  • Workshops
  • Music
  • Contact
  • Links

Monday's child carries a shuriken...

6/2/2017

0 Comments

 
Picture
Monday is normally blogging day because I don't have to work at a 'proper job' on a Monday (before anyone accuses me of being a jammy git, I do work full time at a 'proper job' - I just squash five days into four to give me an extra day for writing/ music etc).
Today I have had to go into work. It was horribly frosty on the way in. It was horribly rainy on the way home. It was basically horrible. Here is a short and silly poem to illustrate how bad a working Monday really is....

If Monday had an occupation,
A ninja would be the job.
Hear it giggle with elation
As a shuriken it lobs

A master of disguise
When it creeps up behind you.
Though you'll soon find out its there
When you feel its nunchaku...

...Bash you in the ear
And you'll soon call for your mama
When Monday shows its teeth
And draws its steel katana

Yes, Monday is a killer
Merciless and cruel
I ain't goin' to no work next Monday,
You can't make me, crazy fool!

 With apologies to Mr T and any actual poets out there. Move over, Pam Ayres!

0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Author

    I'm a writer of steampunk/ fantasy fiction, singer/musician and writer at LM Cooke Music, singer in the parody band Mediaeval Biaetches, occasional historian,  and co-presenter of the Gothic Alternative Steampunk and Progressive web radio show.  Here I will ramble vaguely about stuff.  Friends, countrymen, and people who aren't countrymen, lend me your ears...

    Archives

    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014
    August 2014
    July 2014
    June 2014
    May 2014
    April 2014
    March 2014
    February 2014
    January 2014
    December 2013
    November 2013
    August 2013
    July 2013
    June 2013
    May 2013
    April 2013
    March 2013
    February 2013
    January 2013
    December 2012
    November 2012
    October 2012
    September 2012
    August 2012
    July 2012
    June 2012

    Categories

    All
    Cats
    Events
    GASP Show
    General
    Gigs
    Music
    Writing

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Home
  • Biog
  • Blog
  • Writings
  • Events
  • Workshops
  • Music
  • Contact
  • Links