So, happy new year to you all! Make any resolutions? Break 'em yet?
Most of us look forward to change at the turning of the year; a new leaf; a new resolution; a new beginning. We resolutely resolve to do things different, only for the resolutions to dissolve in a short, short, space of time.
This year, I resolve to revolve. Around the sun, steering the good ship Earth. It's a journey that will take approximately 365 days, but I reckon I can get there. If you're shipshape and bristol fashion enough, you can join my merry crew, on condition that you agree to act as minion without complaint, compunction or conscience. Just raise your fist in the air, yell, 'Minionate me!', and consider yourself signed up.
What's that? You'll revolve regardless of whether or not you minionate? Shhh! Don't tell the others...
Most of us look forward to change at the turning of the year; a new leaf; a new resolution; a new beginning. We resolutely resolve to do things different, only for the resolutions to dissolve in a short, short, space of time.
This year, I resolve to revolve. Around the sun, steering the good ship Earth. It's a journey that will take approximately 365 days, but I reckon I can get there. If you're shipshape and bristol fashion enough, you can join my merry crew, on condition that you agree to act as minion without complaint, compunction or conscience. Just raise your fist in the air, yell, 'Minionate me!', and consider yourself signed up.
What's that? You'll revolve regardless of whether or not you minionate? Shhh! Don't tell the others...
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