In fact, if you’re from Birmingham (UK) or the near vicinity, you might just want to hold the evening of Saturday 27th July free in your no-doubt packed social calendars for some suitable automaton related entertainment. If you’re not from Birmingham, why not visit on that day anyway? The streets are paved with brass*, the air smells of chocolate** and almost no one*** ever disappears in the Balti Triangle.****
More details coming soon – until then, stay vigilant! They are amongst us...
*restricted to areas where someone has had an accident with loose change
** restricted to areas round the Cadbury factory
*** legend tells that those who disappear in the Balti Triangle have travelled to a strange uni-reverse, where time travels backwards until they become unborn and are wiped from existence. This means that effectively no one ever disappears.
**** Similar to the Bermuda Triangle, with less water and more curry. And not in Bermuda.